The free sample of extra heavy duty moisturizing cream with urea in it (synthesized in the lab, I presume) that the pharmacist tossed in my bag the other week when, pale faced, exhausted, and gasping for air, I bought a packet of iron pills, works fabulously on the cracked, stony desert that is winter skin. However, when you have to clean animal pee off the bathroom floor in front of your toilet 2-3 times a day because one of your cats is severely misguided, that little smell that they can’t quite cover up with perfume (and is totally impossible to wash off your hands even though you did nothing more than apply the cream to your feet) is just NO NO NO NO NO.